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Delegation
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardware problem
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Loops
How do you keep a programmer in the shower forever? Show them the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Arrays
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
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Hardware vs. Software
What's the difference between hardware and software? You can hit your hardware with a hammer, but you can only curse at your software.
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